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UPGRADE FROM THE BOTTOM UP.

At least you're not a dick.

At least you're not a dick.

Regular price $28.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $28.00 USD
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Low standards. High rewards.

Story: A love letter to basic decency, wrapped in underwear you forget you’re wearing. Seamless, no-show comfort under everything, buttery-soft all day, and fast-drying for travel. The line is funny. The fit is serious. Zero VPL. Wearable chaos. A gift for your BFF. Or a gift for yourself for surviving modern dating.

  • Buttery-soft + breathable (all-day comfort)
  • Zero VPL (seamless + invisible)
  • Quick-dry (travel friendly)
  • Perfect fit: One Size + One Size Plus (Curvy 14+)

Why you’ll love ’em: Buttery-soft, seamless Zero VPL power panties that are insanely comfortable + quick-dry for travel. Funny line, serious comfort.


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