At least you're not a di*k. Low Standards, High Rewards
At least you're not a di*k. Low Standards, High Rewards
Embrace the art of low standards with our 'At least you're not a di*k' briefs. These aren't just underwear, they're a celebration of basic human decency. Perfect for those who have given up on love or just love to laugh at the absurdity of relationships. Made with buttery soft fabric, they're a second-skin-like fit that feels almost like going commando. Because, let's face it, that's about as close as some of us are getting to intimacy these days.
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Unboxing
Unboxing
All Daily Briefs are wrapped in branded tissue and delivered in a quality custom box with other fun gifts from us. Truly an experience if you're sending as a gift.
A smashing unboxing experience.
Sizing
Sizing
Our fabric is so soft and stretchy we have developed our own sizing system.
BITTY fits XS/S/M/L(12)
BOOTY fits L(14)XL/XXL
Fabric
Fabric
Our buttery soft super stretchy fabric is 81% Nylon and 19% Elastane. The gusset is 100% Cotton.
ALL INK USED ON SECRET MESSAGES IS NON-TOXIC WATER BASED.
Color
Color
We selected a neutral coral for Daily Briefs. As we grow and partner with artists expect some crazy fun patterns.
ALL INK USED ON SECRET MESSAGES IS NON-TOXIC WATER BASED.





